Category: Singles Spit Swap
Okay. Anybody have some good fantasies out there they'd like to share? If there are some good responses, I'll post one or two of my own.
Was this Miky's idea for someone of 25 you come across as a teenager.
24 and no I don't think so. It's actually something that hasn't been brought up yet and I happen to think it's interesting. If you don't want to post to the board, then just don't post. It's as simple as that.
Now let's end this now. I did not start this topic to get into arguments with other guys! Let's not waste any more of each other's time with this BS. Thanks.
I want to have sex with a meatloaf!
Hmmmmm. Had to respond to this one. Now you didn't say if you wanted to get it on with the food meatloaf or the singer named Meatloaf! Either or would probably be a bad idea.
And I think you've totally ruined my board now! Thanks a lot bro...
Awm he's having a tantrum while trying soo hard to imitate a yank, who says men cant multi-task ,keep going mate and you'll eventually perfect the slang.
I was talking about the dish.
It's possible you might interest noblin in the singer.
Hey Dawson, I make a great meatloaf. Anyone who has ever tasted it has loved it. Now, how do you feel about mashed potatoes? (grin)
um...i think i'll just leave this topic right where i found it.
Galileo, I concur.
Make sure and leave the skins in the mashed potato's. oh and on the meatloaf don't put ketchup on it, that makes it too slick! oops.
Oh bloody hell.... There goes this board topic... Hey Dawson, maybe you should start your own topic for people who have a food fetish! It'd suit you...
I appoligize for the others who posted on this board and hope that it hasn't stopped any posts that had anything to do with the topic stated.
Damn, it's a shame that you people couldn't take the collective stick out from up your collective ass and actually post a serious response to this topic instead of mocking or critisizing it. To be perfectly honest it might interest me to know what sorts of fantacies others have. It seems like a good idea, a way to compare your own desires and imaginative ideas to those of your same sex peers who post, and also to help you paint a more complete, accurate and vivid picture of what your potential opposit-sex, or same sex partners for that matter, are really interested in and excited by. As you said though, it's ruened now. Oh, and I'll never be able to eat nmeat loaf, or mashed potatoes again. And that's truly not cool, because I make a kick-ass southwestern style meat-loaf, and an Italian pesto meatloaf with parmasan cheese that is out of this world, and now, no more of my home made extra sharp chedar cheese mashed potatoes with sour cream, ground red pepper and chives. You are seriously limiting my cooking options for when company comes over for dinner. Thanks a lot. Sarcastic emphasis, for those of you who may not have picked up on that. I might have to start a similar topic, and hope that some serious replys are generated by it, unlike what has happened here. Good try though, GuitarGod, you can pick your topics, but you can't pick the posters who frequent them.
Yes. thank you very much. finally a post from somebody who's IQ is a larger number than their shoe size! I agree with you. Well if you'd like to have a discussion on this, feel free to get in touch with me.
heyall. I'm not sure what happened to this post, but it was meant to be serious. I'm not going to post any of my fantasies, but just don't understand what all this food stuff is about. Now I'm not sure if I want to eat now.
Laters!!!
Kat
Not everyone feels comfortable writing out their sexual fantasies for everyone to read and criticize. Maybe if this were brought up on the grafiti board where people could remain anonymous if they want. Or like Guitargod1 has already suggested, discuss your fantasies with him privately.
my fantasy is to make passionate love on a remote beach with a can of whipped cream involved.
i personally wanna keep my fantacies between me and my girlfriend, but that's just me.
Back to the origional point of this boart topic, here's my fanticy. So I'm invited to a girls house and she brings her friend over (another girl). They are going to have sex with me. But before they do, they ask me to get
into this machine. I open up the machine, lie down in it, and then the machine is turned on. Before I know it, I am asleep.
When I wake up, everything is dark. "Where am I?" I think. I walk around and find that the space that I am in is really big.
Suddenly, I find out that I am in the chamber of the machine that I was lying down in. The chamber appears to have grown in considerable size. But I then
realize that I have shrunken. The machine opens up, and there is light. A voice says "you are 3 inches tall", and a hand grabs me and puts me into a small
box.
I am put somewhere and manage to crawl out of the box. I notice that I am on a normal sized bed, but very large for me. I am in a bedroom of some sort.
I wait for a few minutes and the door opens. The girl and her friend have come into the room and are dressed in lingerie. They lay on the bed with me, but
they are 20 times larger than I am.
They clear the bed of the box that I crawled out of, and begin stroking me, and each other. We are going to engage in a threesome. They undress, wearing
only a bra and panties. They kiss me and bring me up to their breasts, having me kiss at their breasts. I am being forced into a threesome with them.
Then, they pull off their panties and bring me close to their pussies, forcing me to eat them out.
They put me in a bronze container, and take turns giving me a golden shower.
Then they continue forcing me to eat them out, and go down on their assholes as well.
After doing some sex acts with each other, (69, eating each other, breast kissing, lip kissing, etc) they do pussy on pussy fucking with me in between their
twats.
Finally, they reach orgasm and cum all over me, drenching and saturating me with their vaginal juices.
Exhausted from sex, they go to sleep on the bed, while I sleep between their beautiful bodies.
For the rest of my life I am forced to live with them and forced into fucking them, even against my will.
On some nights, they push me inside their twats and I sleep in there.
That's... Very inventive.
ah hell. now that was some good shit, er stuff there BG. I hadn't laughed hat hard in a long time.
I think the people who lowered themselves to answer this purile child,should crawl back into the primordial slime,and to think Lamusique was desperate for intelligent elevated conversation,how quickly she lowered her standards to fit the pathetic topic.
The original purpose of this board was to explore and share with each other. I don't see how this is not intelligent. If you aren't comfortable with this, that's fine but please stop wasting board space with your negative comments. I happen to think this is neither inmature or unintelligent. If you have issues discussing things like this, then that is your business but please stop bringing everybody interested in this down with you. Why don't you make a positive comment for a change?
And, for your informaition, LaMusiqueDuSoirTristeEtBelle
is still intelligent.
Wow, someone's defending me? That really feels good, and, no not physically good, like good sex or good food, but, rather the way that I feel when one of my best friends gives me a hug or when a professor commends me on something that I have accomplished. When I encouraged attention and contributions to this board, I don't know if I was going for a description quite so grafic, as was given above, but, although I found it just a wee bit disturbing, I can appreciate both the fact that it takes courage to post something like that, and the fact that freedom of speech needs to be, observed and respected, even if the subject matter isn't always desired or respected. I have a quazi-intellectual question: why do men find it errotic to think of two women pleasuring one another, but women, or at least, myself, and many many women that I have spoken with do not find it in the least exciting to think of two men doing the same? Perhaps it is linked to some psychological theory such as that of Freud or Erikson. Or perhaps it is some sort of sociocultural development, that is non-exhistant or reversed in other cultures. If any one is wondering, I am planning on screwing my courage to the sticking point, as MacBeth would say, and posting my reply to this topic, but I will be far less grafic, because I am not comfortable enough with all of you to share that much detail, and because I don't wish to subject anyone to anything potentially offensive, disturbing or disgusting, when it is not neccessary to do so, in order to illistrate my point. That graphic description also prompted another thought: why is it that women find words refering to the female anatomy far more offensive then do men when similar terms for their own body parts are employed? Most men only laugh or toss back a mild insult when they are called dicks, or dorks, and don't seem to mind hearing similar terms applied to their sexual organs, but women in general find their equivolent terms highly offensive, not only such crass words as cunt, but also terms such as pussy and, oh, now, what was it, oh yes, twat. Even if some of the less crude terms are used, they put me to mind of something dirty and offensive, whereas discussing body parts of members of the opposite gender is, slightly, note, slightly more comfortable for me. Is it linked to the learned social implications and responses, or perhaps it has something to do with the delivery of the words, or the associations, the conotations rather than the denotations of the words, or it could be as simple as a basic human reaction to the auditory sounds or written appearance of the words themselves .I need a psych project for this current semester: I think I've found it. Sexual attitudes and views of gender spacific terminology. Last semester I completed a project on the perceptions of Racial slurrs, including how the groups refered to by such words feel about them. Some of the results I got were astonishing, perhaps this project will be equally enlightening. And, now to depart from the intellectual tone: "In your face! Intelligent enough for you?" Just because we encounter odd, non-normative, or more common or base situations, and discussions, does not make us any less intellegent. Does the student reporter spending time in the ghettos of Detroit to cover a story become any less intelligent? Does the abnormal psychology student who uses murder misteries to study and gain a new perspective on abnormal, or deviant human behavior, or the sociology student who uses pornographic material to study current and past human sexuality, become any less intelligent? Does the ethnomusicologist who goes to a rock or rap concert in order to better understand how common practice period music has impacted current musical trends become any less intelligent? Ok then, zip your deprived, under experienced, sexually frustrated mouth shut! And keep it zipped. No really though, I know you're an ok person, I'm just venting. But, please don't put me down and hurt my feelings, when you don't even know me. Thank you GuitarGod1, I appreciate your support.
that was damn funny blindguy
Well since Goblin loves to stick his nose into others affairs, its probably a comfort for the fact hsi uneless penis hasn't had a nice cunt to slide or pound in and out of. But then again, I don't even think a horse would want that.
Now, let's not beat up on Goblin, who's negativity must be excused, as a result of a hitened sense of quality and culture. Looking back on my last post, I was rather harsh. And, although this board has potential, it also has the potential to become something very dirty, non-intilectual, perverted, and I'm sure, not at all what it's creater intended it to be. I don't want to pick a fight with Goblin, as I agree with them on many things, and value what I have seen in many of their other board posts.
Negativity? Again you are wrong. I am one of the most positive people you could hope to meet, which is quite unusual for a Scot.
Hmmm, that was really funny bg, I love it, lol.
Not negativity in general. Merely negativity towards either GuitarGod1, or this board topic, or both.
Ok, I've dragged my courage out from under the bed, under which it usually hides, and now I'm coersing it into helping me to post my true response to this topic. Well, most of my fantasies involve fictional charictors, primarily Erik, the Phantom of the Opera, from the musical of the same name, but also Severus Snape from the Harry Potter book series, Darcy from the novel Pride and Prejudice, Mr. Rochester from Jane Eyre either the musical or the novel or Mozart, who is obviously not fictional, however I base my impressions of him mainly on the portrayal in the movie Amadeus. My fantacies vary widely, but I have one in particular where I am sitting somewhere alone, fantasizing, and suddenly I feel a gentle hand on my face. Still imagining away in my little fanticy world I am only half aware of what is happening. I turn my cheek into their hand and come face to face with someone, who is a mixture of all of the men, fictional and real that I fantasize about. He gives me this sort of smug knowing look, that isn't really unkind, just amused. He doesn't say a word, just takes my hand and pulls me from my seat. I ask him who he is, how this could be happening, and where we are going, but all he does is laugh softly to him self. He takes me to his room, the details of which are relatively unclear, and then he grins devilioushly at me and pulls out a file from a drawr. In which are all of the romantic and sexual sceens from the fanfic that I have written over the years. Then he picks one out, and hands it to me, "Show me." He says. "I want to know exactly what you had in mind." I follow his lead and act out all of my favorit sceens from the file. It is very mutual and giving. He allows me to pleasure him in many ways, giving me feedback, and instructing me. He lets me know when he is especially pleased, and aroused. He offers suggestions, instructing me with his body and his words. He moves me slowly to different acts and positions that are more for my pleasure than for his. He tells me not to be ashamed or afraid, and he encourages me to show him how he affects me. The trust and exchange of physical gestures is wonderful and mutual. I fall asleep curled against him, and he holds me tightly. He tells me how good I make him feel, and tells me how needed and wanted I am. Ok, now you can all make fun of me, and throw things. I'm prepared, and ready to duck flying projectiles.
That was fantastic! Thank you very much for posting. That is why I started this in the first place. And congrads for having the courage to post it; it was really good.
Wow, that was a weird but yet very unique and to be honest very very hot fantasy. That actually kinda turned me on, nice job.
Um, uh, ok, I'm glad you liked it. And thanks for not throwing things at me. I decided to where a cream colored dress to the RPO concert this afternoon, and nothing stains like tomatoes. It's my favorite dress, and I'd hate to have it ruened. rofl So, let's have some more coragious souls. That way I won't feel so out there. Oh, yes, and what about you Cam, you are the one who started this board topic in the first place. Feel like sharing with the group?
Oh, and I know that my senario was a bit vague in places, but I can't just bare my inner most feelings to all that care to stop by a chat board. If anyone, wants to look at any of my fanfic, either the rellevent sceens, or the whole works them selves, just let me know and I'd be glad to share. Do specify what base you're looking for though. The majority of what I write is Phantom based, but I do have some other fictional worlds that I'm working with as well.
Hahaha, no tomatoes from me, hahaha, lucky you. And yeah agreed Cam, you should put your fantasies out here.
Okay. You asked for it...hehehe.... I might have to post it in sections. The first one will be up later on today... It's graphic but I make no appoligies. check back here after 1pm today.
PART1: The summer heat began to back down as the sun set. You ate your dinner thinking about it. You took a long shower thinking about it. And, as you go to answer the knock at your door, you are still thinking about it. “Something new to try tonight.” I had said the night before but I had been purposely vague with my intentions, and for good reason…
I had told you to specifically only wear a lace bra, thong, and a button down satin pajama shirt. As you open the door, I notice that you have followed my directions to a T. This is a good first step.
I lead you into your room and tell you to lay down on the bed. I turn off the lights, close the blinds, and then reach into my pocket, handing you a long piece of cloth. A blindfold you figure out. I instruct you to put it on and lay down in the middle of your bed.
It is dark and very quiet as you lay there, waiting for me to come back from the kitchen. I stand in the doorway for a few minutes, letting the tension and suspense build up a little more. You still aren’t sure of what’s coming next.
I finally walk into the room, closing the door and locking it behind me. I walk over and take off my clothes, tossing them where I please. It is not my concern at the present time.
I lean over you, placing a soft kiss on your lips as my hands slowly trace from your neck down to your breasts. Your nipples are already hard and I quickly brush over them sending a tiny bolt of electricity through your body.
I kiss your neck as I slowly unbutton your top. Taking it off and throwing it on the floor, I touch and kiss down from your neck to your breasts, taking off your bra at the same time. I take your right breast in my right hand and play with the nipple as I take the left one into my mouth. Your breathing is becoming quicker and your body temperature is rising…
After taking an equal turn with each breast, I kiss and lick down to just below your belly button. Grabbing each leg, I sit up and put one on each shoulder. Freeing up my hands, I take your thong off, adding it to the growing pile of clothes on your floor.
I get down on my knees and spread your legs. I start kissing up your thighs very slowly, going from one leg to the other. My tongue comes so close to your pussy that you can feel the heat but I don’t make contact, not yet. You have to wait a little bit more.
All of the sudden, I start to lick your clitoris very slowly with the tip of my tongue, back and fourth. I then speed up and slip two fingers into your hot wet pussy. Your first orgasm of the evening rocks your world and as it starts to subside, I get up and go over to the table. Due to your blindfold, you have no idea what is coming. I haven’t given you any clues as to what is to come next. But, you’re pretty sure it will be you who is…
I come back over and kiss you once more on the mouth. Then, you shudder as I place the first ice cube on your right nipple. Moving it around ever so slowly. Your nipple, which was hard before, is much harder and the pain and pleasure, you can’t tell which, is almost too much for you to take. After a minute, I quickly remove the ice cube and take your nipple into my mouth. The change from cold to hot sends shockwaves through you and you feel another orgasm coming on like an approaching train. I then proceed to do the same to your other breast....
PART 2: By this point, I’m getting hungry for some release. I now take a new ice cube, while eating the previously used one, and trace a line of cold down your tummy toward your middle. I slowly rub it around your pussy and play with your clit with my thumb while doing so. I kneel up on the bed and take your left hand. I put it on my hard cock and you start to jerk me off as I move the ice cube closer and closer to your clit. As I move the ice cube onto your clitoris, you take me in your mouth as far as you can and start to suck.
The ice cube on your clit is so intense that you are trying to squirm away from it. I hold you in place with one hand while the other moves the ice cube around in little circles. You are in a frenzy and in a moment, I feel an orgasm coming on. I tell you and you go faster until I cum. You hold your breath and take it in as far as you can until I’m done.
You lay back as I move down between your legs. I take the ice cube, or what’s left of it, and eat it as I spread your legs again. I quickly take your clit into my mouth and once again, the cold to hot makes you loose your breath for a moment as I lick and suck at your clitoris. Another orgasm rocks you as I go faster.
After a few minutes to rest after that last orgasm, I get up and grab the last remaining ice cube. The finale of the evening is about to commence. I take the last ice cube and move it over the entrance to your pussy. Very slowly I push it inside until it’s almost all of the way in and then I pull it out again. When it’s a little smaller, I push it up all of the way inside.
I tell you to grab your ankles and pull your legs back. I lick your clit and finger you as the ice cube inside quickly melts. I lick the last of the water off you and then move my cock to your pussy and start fucking you hard and fast as another orgasm takes hold.
Between your cum and the melting ice, you are so wet and so hot by now that the feeling is amazing. I can’t last but more than a few minutes and with one final thrust, I cum deep inside you as your last orgasm sends bright flashes across your field of vision.
After all of this, I remove your blindfold and lay down with you curled up in my arms. Your soft tongue in my mouth and my hands in your hair and all over your soft smooth skin is a moment worth a thousand words.
THE END
There you go. You asked for it and you got it!
Wow, that was indeed grafic. Not bad though. You could write porn, hell, if you changed a bit of the wording around, and put a plot to it, you could sell those little paperback novels that teens to middle aged house wives pick up at the check out lines, and then hide from their parents, or spouses. I did notice that you didn't put much in for your self. Why is that? On the topic of fantisies, what exactly would you like for your self? Enquiring minds want to know.
Well, what I've written above was a fantasy of mine. Then, it actually happened last year. No blindfold though. I really enjoy doing things to a partner. That really gets me going. Giving them pleasure gives me pleasure. That being said, I want satisfaction as well.
haha, what about a relationship with an amputee?
Now, that's random, but I suppose it would depend on what exactly had ben amputated. lol
hahahaha! wow...
Hey GuitarGod, great fantasy. I really enjoyed that one.
wow...what a fantasy. *sighs* Nothing left to say about that one...
Ah thank you very much. That one is hot I must admit...
I liked it too, mmm.
This board topic hasn't been touched in forever. Doesn't any one have anything else to post? And actually a morality question here. I believe in freedom of speech certainly and I think that individuals should have the maturity to decide what board topics they intend to read, but shouldn't the Zone have some way for parent's of considerably younger children to block their children from viewing certain boards or board topics? There are many very computer literate kids and as there is no age requirement for the zone that I am aware of an eight or nine year old could easily stumble across this board. I am not a proponent of scencership, accept where it pertains to very yung children. If I had an avid computer using child younger than around forteen or fifteen I would be very concerned that they might come across a topic like this on the zone. Let me be clear that I would certainly answer any questions that any child I might have would ask about sex or on any other topic, however allowing them to read educational materials and descussing such things with them is far different from them viewing the conversation on board topics like this one. I don't however think that an age limit should be on the zone it's self as other boards regarding daily living, addaptive technology, music, literature and much more would be a wonderful resource for yung blind individuals or even yung kids who have blind friends or family members to have access to. Any thoughts?
Okay I read this intire thing, and the thing that stuck out in my mind is... Snape? Good lord you described him perfectly. I dunno, why of all people would you want snape anyware in your fantisy? What is it about him.
Heather, I believe to comply with the Children's Online Privacy Protection Act (CAPA), all people on this site are 13 and older.
Really? Good to know. I know duh music all, not duh net. Thanks.